dontcomecryingtome:

• How to do taxes
• What taxes are
• How to vote
• What political parties are
• How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
• How to write a check/balance a check book
• Anything to do with banking
• How to do loans for college
• How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
• How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

(via formido)

the-metaphysical:

When I get home, the first thing I do is take off my pants. Pants were a creation from Satan and no one likes them.

^ me too mah sister